sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
You showed up last night
Already in flight
‘You doing alright?’
We’re so damn polite